Why Milk is Better than Alcohol

Why Milk is Better than Alcohol

1. You don’t wake up with a hangover after a late night out drinking jugs of milk.
2. You can twist, dunk an Oreo cookie into a glass of milk, and then lick the cookie. Try pairing an Oreo with alcohol.
3. Dads are more likely to entrust their daughters to heavy milk drinkers than alcohol guzzlers.
4. There is no legal limit for milk consumption. There is BAC for alcohol.
5. You can openly drink milk in front of a traffic cop. Try doing that with alcohol.
6. There is no such thing as Lactic Anonymous for milk addicts. There is Alcoholics Anonymous for alcoholics.
7. You’ll be praised as a health buff if you regularly drink milk and pitied as someone in need of rehab if you always have too much to drink.
8. You can still drive after drinking a gallon of milk. You can still drive after consuming a keg of beer but…
9. Milk rarely has warning labels on its containers. Warning labels add color to alcoholic drinks’ vessels.
10. You can buy milk even if you’re under 18. You can only buy alcohol if you’re over 18 or a teenager with a fake ID.

- Prospero Pulma Jr.